More Soothing Outdoor Photos for Conservatives

It's okay to feel a little odd, un-loved, ripped-off and distanced. These are tough times for Red Staters.
Look, it's not that they don't like you, it's just that their not IN LIKE with you, anymore.
It's not you, it's us.
Wait, it is you, kinda.
No, it's okay to feel a little upset, a little angry or mad at Ohio, or Michigan or any of the other several dozen states that voted against you.
We've been their, and I think at one time or another, we've all lost someone we loved.
Don't even think of ordering a "double," or taking up smokes again or getting all Baldwin on us and claim your going to go be a Canuck for four years.
No, just take a moment or two and remember the good old days: When houses sold for more much more than they were worth, and even more the second time around, and your relatives weren't unemployed, or when you were the only one on your block with health insurance, so they always made you clear the snow off the roof! Oh, man. Those were deceptive, but kinda good, times, weren't they?
Yeah, it's been a tough week, and a bad couple of months.
Let it out. Just let it out.
No, I agree, McCain is a nice guy, and yes, I know you're sorry you were so hard on him about Russ Feingold and all that South Carolina stuff a few years ago. We all say and do things we regret later.
Yeah, I know, the whole "Palin thing" was weird. Should've kept those troopers quiet, I know. Yeah, the baby names were kind of creepy, but who else should he have picked? Romney? The mayor guy? Huckabee? C'mon, you can laugh. It's fun to say, I agree. I think it's okay to laugh when your crying. Yeah, Condi would've been fun. So would Ted Nugent. Sure, no, I'm sure he's actually real smart inside. Chuck Norris, too. He would be real good as vice president. Sure! He'd get the attention of all those bad guys who attack people one at a time with numchucks, I agree.
It's okay to let it out.
Can I make you some soup? I've got some nice fruit.
Maybe you'd like to watch "Family Ties?" That always makes you feel better.






For Conservatives feeling a little down on their luck. Maybe uncomfortable, or out of place in a new world of Hope, Change and Economic Stimulation. I offer these soothing outdoor and barn photos, and a word of encouragement: Biden will say something ridiculous at least once a month. Now, he might not shoot anybody in the face or trump up exotic weaponry or slide from secret location to secret location in a jet-powered wheelchair, but he'll say something really screwy. You know it. Just be patient. Keep your chin up and smile when appropriate!