We got whupped with a big ol winter storm today, and with it comes the usual "school closings" (brought to you by JC Penney) on TV. 
Ever wanted to be a Dean? or a professor, without all the learning, tuition, student loans and stuff? Just wait for a killer blizzard!
By the way, I think the closure thing shows that some daycare names are getting out of hand: "Pumpkin Patch Learning Academy?" No kid of mine is going there, without being neutered first.
Schools, government offices, night school classes, athletic events, maybe even some church functions are all a part of the mix.
But I think there are a few sneaky little business owners who capitalize on "school closings," and use it as an opportunity to advertise their daycare, pre-school and lame little dance classes.
I counted three "schools of dance" with closures, and several day cares. Huh? It's 7pm, are you really running an all-night child care?
And do dance class postponements really qualify as essential viewing for several million TV junkies? I'm guessing maybe twenty people TOTAL are affected in any way. And that might be a stretch. I'm betting closer to ten people.
Brilliant scam! It's a way to START a dance school!
Wait til there's a huge snow storm, then "create" a closure at your private dance academy!
"Greg's School of Jitterbug Rhythm - closed, but accepting apps!"
I'm thinking of pushing the envelope, and creating my own Academy, just to close it!
"Marsten Adult Film Creation Academy - CLOSED, but snuggling, babay!"
I think the sky's the limit.
I counted three "schools of dance" with closures, and several day cares. Huh? It's 7pm, are you really running an all-night child care?
And do dance class postponements really qualify as essential viewing for several million TV junkies? I'm guessing maybe twenty people TOTAL are affected in any way. And that might be a stretch. I'm betting closer to ten people.
Brilliant scam! It's a way to START a dance school!
Wait til there's a huge snow storm, then "create" a closure at your private dance academy!
"Greg's School of Jitterbug Rhythm - closed, but accepting apps!"
I'm thinking of pushing the envelope, and creating my own Academy, just to close it!
"Marsten Adult Film Creation Academy - CLOSED, but snuggling, babay!"
I think the sky's the limit.
"Marsten-Freeman University, Wisconsin - Evening Classes Canceled"
"Schierman School of Pharmacy, Lac qui Parle - no after school activities"
"Boolie-Boolie International Money Laundering classes - postponed"
"Bliss School of Anger Management - freakin' closed! Deal with it!"
Ever wanted to be a Dean? or a professor, without all the learning, tuition, student loans and stuff? Just wait for a killer blizzard!
By the way, I think the closure thing shows that some daycare names are getting out of hand: "Pumpkin Patch Learning Academy?" No kid of mine is going there, without being neutered first.
"Little Angels Day Care?" "Darling Lambs Child Center?" Lame-opotamus!
Might as well just put the kid in counseling now, and save the hassle later! We're breeding some sort of fembot child care academies, and people pay thousands of dollars to have their kids turned into wimpy bean bag throwing spazzes, who are afraid of a little snow!
Might as well just put the kid in counseling now, and save the hassle later! We're breeding some sort of fembot child care academies, and people pay thousands of dollars to have their kids turned into wimpy bean bag throwing spazzes, who are afraid of a little snow!
The more I think about it, the more I realize that in the future, MY new academy/school/university is NEVER CLOSING for weather! Hell no! We've got four-wheel-drive trikes, and off-road big wheels, and boots so warm you can streak in Alberta.
The only reason MY SCHOOL is closing? Summer.
Well, and for the NCAA Sweet Sixteen.
Duh.
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