So now that Brett is Viking I can...

Where purple to weddings.

Dance like no one is watching.

Change my phone number to 444-4444.

Say, "You know, Favre has a rocket for an arm" and NOT cross my fingers.

Go to Green Bay again.

Quit waiting for Twitter updates.

Put my retirement presents on layaway.

Paint my house purple, gold and white (garage doors.)

Remove my "Denny Green for President" stickers.

Remove my "Denny Green SUCKS!" stickers that were covering my other Denny Green stickers.

Quit crying about Lance's "Tour de France" comeback.

Hope for a Super Bowl ring.

Ignore those annoying Fox Sports sound FX every time a new word is on screen.

Go to Super Bowl parties again.

Rename Minneapolis "Favreville, USA"

Paint giant Vike horn graffiti on Green Bay "Titletown" signs.

Prepare to pay for a new stadium.

Grow my beard and golden locks long and proud, in the Viking Tradition.

Spend a Saturday waiting in line for a new, purple #4 jersey.

Rename pets after Viking's greats.

Move back to Minnesota.

Forget about Norm Green sucking so bad!

Actually watch the NFL.

Forget about the Hershel Walker trade.

Pray for Carl Eller's good name to be cleared.

Say "Hi!" to Judge Alan Page when I see him at the Airport.

Clean off my Jeep's "Purple Pride" stickers.

Retire my version of "Tavaris, Sage, AP and Jared" song, sung to Simon and Garfunkel.

No longer tell drunken "Two-Minute" Tommy Kramer stories.

Wear purple to job interviews.

Leave Church early on Sundays!